Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
John Kador - Freelance Author, Speech Writer, Business Communications
Dear ......,
Thank you for your letter rejecting my application for employment with your firm.
I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well qualified organizations. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of firms have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.
Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting employment with your firm on the first of the month.
Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your letter on file in case my requirements for rejection change.
Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me employment. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
John Kador
John Kador, Author
402 Franklin Street
POB 552
Geneva, IL 60134
(630) 208-1792
fax (630) 208-1795
This is very clever but sad. They should hire him on the merits of this letter alone...
Sorry About The Mess
The filthiest mess ever! How could she live this way? How could she smoke that many cigarettes?